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Taylor Swift Inspired Parody Birthday Card Birth-TAY 5x7 inches w/Envelope
Taylor Swift Inspired Parody Birthday Card Birth-TAY 5x7 inches w/Envelope
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This folded birthday card is printed professionally on 120 lb glossy cardstock, a heavy weight that holds its shape and gives the printed colours a bright, reflective finish. The interior is left blank, so the full page is available for a handwritten message.
The parody design plays on Taylor Swift references, arriving at the joke "Birth-TAY" for the recipient's day. It works as a standalone gift for a fan, or as the card that goes alongside one. Because nothing is preprinted inside, the same design suits a close friend, a sibling or a coworker depending on what gets written in.
Details on size and packaging:
- Card measures 5 x 7 inches, folded
- Blank interior
- Printed on premium 120 lb glossy cardstock
- Includes one teal peel and seal envelope
Store the card flat and away from moisture until it is written in, which keeps the glossy surface free of creases and marks.
When writing inside, a ballpoint pen works reliably on the smooth interior surface, though a felt-tip or fine-liner also performs well if given a moment to dry before closing the card. If you plan to include a gift card or a small folded note alongside your message, the teal envelope is sized to accommodate the card itself and a slim insert without bulging at the seal. The peel and seal closure means no licking required, which keeps the process clean and quick. For anyone shopping between greeting card options, one useful thing to check is whether the interior is fully blank or carries a pre-printed sentiment, since a blank interior gives the sender full control over the tone, whether heartfelt, funny or somewhere between.
The 5 by 7 inch format is the most common standard for greeting cards, which matters because it fits easily into a gift bag alongside a present and displays well if someone chooses to stand it on a shelf or mantle after receiving it. This card suits any age and does not require the recipient to be a dedicated fan to appreciate the wordplay, making it a safe choice when you are not entirely certain of someone's taste. If you are ordering ahead of time, keeping it in its original flat position inside a book or folder prevents any warping before the occasion arrives.
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